What I need to put as an answering message when I get my own phone:
"I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are calling for me, Stephanie Hipkin, I can tell you that I cannot answer the phone right now. But what I do have is an answering machine; an answering machine that will record your message so that I can know to call you back. If you record that message now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."